Hello... and all things in between

 Happy new month People of Kintriguesville. I know you've missed me a lot, right? I'm sorry I have been a bit out of touch. My sojourn has carried me to several islands but this will always be home.
I'm about to share something a tad bit controversial, I haven't even been able to sort out my train of thoughts concerning it.

I was about my business as usual in the pink store, then something caught my attention.

It was a really nice evening you see, The sky was all shades of blue, the clouds were a fluffy white. The sun was setting and a gentle breeze was ruffling the trees, stirring the grass and lifting hair light enough to be lifted. It was the perfect time to take a walk.

Soon enough, a couple was strolling, holding hands along my line of view, then the guy ran into an old friend just within my earshot (I swear I wasn't listening in). They talked animatedly for like 20 minutes, all of which did not include an introduction of his ladyfriend who was standing right there or even the merest acknowledgement by the friend.

"What sorcery is this?!!!" I thought to myself and my first reaction was "Captain! Grab your cape, let's rescue the damsel from this horror." But alas, the conversation ended, the couple locked hands and continued strolling as though all was well with the world.

As they will always tell me, "Bukunmi, see as you wanted to give yourself BP". I continued thinking it over and came to some mini-conclusions;

FIRST LINE OF THOUGHT
The friend might not be close enough to be worthy of the introduction, we all have that friend we run into once in a blue moon, we then catch up for a few minutes with promises that we'd stay in touch more but we both know it's until the next time we run into ourselves... So the friend could be one of those and the guy didn't see the point of an elaborate introduction.

SECOND LINE OF THOUGHT
It could be the other way round and the lady wasn't worthy of being introduced. Perhaps she doesn't have a title and she's just being led on. Harsh but very possible.

THIRD LINE OF THOUGHT
They could both be worthy of an introduction but the guy could be clueless and neither of them could suggest it.
Now this is an epidemic, we're all so socially ignorant nowadays, social etiquettes are almost non-existent. It's the social media age but we've all lost social charm. We are mostly at loss when we meet new people one on one, we end up fumbling our way through introductions and first time conversation till it gets really awkward. We'd rather just share IG,snapchat et al handles, ohhhs and ahhhs over followers,snaps, outfits or just blatantly ignore ourselves and stay glued to our devices.

So which of these lines seem the right one? Have you ever been in a socially awkward situation?  How'd you get out? Did you take the highway?

*Blowing you fairydust of peace, beauty and happiness*

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SYMBOLE DE MON AMOUR

Heyyy guys! I decided to look for our special moniker, like dooney’s kitchen calls her followers ‘tribers’ e.t.c. and I came up with *drumrolllllllll* KINTRIGUERS!!!  LOL!! I hope you like it, I hope it doesn’t sound like some animal from the north pole. Feedbacks in the comment section please. So let’s get a feel of it.

Hiiii kintriguers, I have to absolutely tell you about this great ability of mine but you cannot quote me anywhere though, so you’re going to read this and 5 minutes later totally delete it from your memory and pretend like this paragraph doesn’t exist anywhere. I have this great stalking internet surfing ability, the CIA really needs me, no kidding. So I have a lot of loved up guys I stalk check on social media and some of em end up being a huge disappointment but they can’t shake my love stalking spirits though. 

Moving on, what gets you hung on a guy or girl? Like what is that special thing that gets you from 0 to 100 immediately, that one thing that is expedient for a person to have before he or she can be your love interest.

I talked to some of my guys and the conversation went thus; 

Me;  what’s the one thing that gets you hung on someone? 
Sisi P; I think beyond all things he has to be able to make me laugh, because when it boils down to it, I’d choose some I can laugh with over all else. 
Me; I’d buy you a seat on a Kevin Hart show when I get on forbes. 
Sisi P; *stares at me derisively* You??! I’ll break into a million pieces……. And we drift off.

Me; If we had like 10 men in a room all good-looking. Ranging heights, complexion, body weights e.tc. what candy who will you pick and why? 
Miss J; *looks on dreamily with the biggest grin, then starts whispering* it’s all in the eyes 
Me;JAY!JAY!!Focus
Miss J; *Passionately and animatedly* you know when a man that loves you looks your way, there’s fire in the eyes… 
Me;Ehenn, you’re almost orgasming from this presumed gaze o…. And we cut.

Me; What about a girl hints you if she’s gonna be dateable or not? 
Meka; When she opens her mouth
Me; *puzzled* what about her mouth?
Meka; I mean the things she says, if she matches me intellectually. That gets me all the way, I mean she could be ugly and what not but I’d have fallen hard before I even notice her looks. 
Me; hmmm… insightful.

Me ; You have 10 girls of all shapes and ranging complexions to pick from, who is your go to girl? 
Berto; *smacks lips* the one with the greatest tits, they could be sitting so I wouldn’t see their butts, I’m all about the tits though. 
Me; Yea, how convenient.

So kintriguers (yes, I’m going to say it till it becomes ridiculously annoying), which of these threads do you reckon with or share your thoughts in the comments. I look forward to them *rubs palm in anticipation* Qu’est que symbole de ton amour? Search google, it is my duty to make you disturb your little heads.

 STAY IN TOUCH WITH "LIFE THROUGH MY WINDOW"
connect with me on instagram @the_oluwabukunmi.. I'm about that gram life
 Life,Love,Laughter and Sarcasm.