SYMBOLE DE MON AMOUR

Heyyy guys! I decided to look for our special moniker, like dooney’s kitchen calls her followers ‘tribers’ e.t.c. and I came up with *drumrolllllllll* KINTRIGUERS!!!  LOL!! I hope you like it, I hope it doesn’t sound like some animal from the north pole. Feedbacks in the comment section please. So let’s get a feel of it.

Hiiii kintriguers, I have to absolutely tell you about this great ability of mine but you cannot quote me anywhere though, so you’re going to read this and 5 minutes later totally delete it from your memory and pretend like this paragraph doesn’t exist anywhere. I have this great stalking internet surfing ability, the CIA really needs me, no kidding. So I have a lot of loved up guys I stalk check on social media and some of em end up being a huge disappointment but they can’t shake my love stalking spirits though. 

Moving on, what gets you hung on a guy or girl? Like what is that special thing that gets you from 0 to 100 immediately, that one thing that is expedient for a person to have before he or she can be your love interest.

I talked to some of my guys and the conversation went thus; 

Me;  what’s the one thing that gets you hung on someone? 
Sisi P; I think beyond all things he has to be able to make me laugh, because when it boils down to it, I’d choose some I can laugh with over all else. 
Me; I’d buy you a seat on a Kevin Hart show when I get on forbes. 
Sisi P; *stares at me derisively* You??! I’ll break into a million pieces……. And we drift off.

Me; If we had like 10 men in a room all good-looking. Ranging heights, complexion, body weights e.tc. what candy who will you pick and why? 
Miss J; *looks on dreamily with the biggest grin, then starts whispering* it’s all in the eyes 
Me;JAY!JAY!!Focus
Miss J; *Passionately and animatedly* you know when a man that loves you looks your way, there’s fire in the eyes… 
Me;Ehenn, you’re almost orgasming from this presumed gaze o…. And we cut.

Me; What about a girl hints you if she’s gonna be dateable or not? 
Meka; When she opens her mouth
Me; *puzzled* what about her mouth?
Meka; I mean the things she says, if she matches me intellectually. That gets me all the way, I mean she could be ugly and what not but I’d have fallen hard before I even notice her looks. 
Me; hmmm… insightful.

Me ; You have 10 girls of all shapes and ranging complexions to pick from, who is your go to girl? 
Berto; *smacks lips* the one with the greatest tits, they could be sitting so I wouldn’t see their butts, I’m all about the tits though. 
Me; Yea, how convenient.

So kintriguers (yes, I’m going to say it till it becomes ridiculously annoying), which of these threads do you reckon with or share your thoughts in the comments. I look forward to them *rubs palm in anticipation* Qu’est que symbole de ton amour? Search google, it is my duty to make you disturb your little heads.

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